Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Indian hell !

 

 

 



Saturday, September 26, 2009

Sunady treat-Beautiful Italy....!!!


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The Grand Canal of Venice , Italy

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The Dolomites, Alps, Italy

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Montepulciano , Tuscany , Italy

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Manarola , Italy

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Lake Garda, Malcesine , Italy



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Dining Alfresco, Venice, Italy

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Country Villa, Val dOrcia, Tuscany , Italy

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Colors of Venice , Italy

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Castel Sant'Angelo and Bridge, Rome , Italy


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Burano, Venice , Italy

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Bergamo , Lombardy , Italy

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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard


Friday, September 25, 2009

Can you see it?


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Can you see it?

 

Keep looking at the picture……

 

Go on….have another look…….

 

Still dont know……

 

Go back up and look AGAIN……

 

Concentrate….still cant see it ?

 

Ok I'll tell you…..

 

The orange stripes on the fish spell "FUCK"..!!!

 

So…..can you see it now !!!



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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard

Senior dating

 
SENIOR DATING
 
 
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at  7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!

Then he takes me  downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and  all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster,  champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. 
  
Then we go see a show. Let me tell you,  Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old 
dress."

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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard 

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Sultan of Brunei - What a Life Style

Height of Luxury!!!!!!!!

 

None of it goes along, when one has to go !!!!!!c

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

Views from inside his private aircraft

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He Owns:


531 Mercedes Benz

367 Ferrari

362 Bentley

185 BMW

177 Jaguars

160 Porsche

130 Rolls Royce

20 Lamborghini

Total = 1932

 

HIS wealth is increasing by 90 Euro each second

 

MY Throne

 




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World's costliest liquor

 
Shetland Island-based Blackwood's Distilleries is introducing Diva Vodka , the world's costliest liquor, in India . The price: $ 450,000 or Rs 1.9 crore for 750 ml.  

 

  The high cost is because the vodka bottle is lined with Swarovski crystals and diamonds. When the vodka is poured, it comes filtering through these gems. The cost of the vodka depends upon the quantity and quality of the gems. The company intends to launch some economy models priced around Rs 2 lakh per bottle , and even these would make Diva Vodka the costliest liquor in the country.

   Visit Us @ www.MumbaiHangOut.Org

 
 

 Latest US  study reports shows vodka and wisky can prevent heart attacks, high BP, Cancer and Alzhimers. Not only that there are some quality wines and wisky available for cutting the aging process. So stay healthy and young
 
Warning: Consumption of liquor(limited qty) is good when you drink with your friends.. Never drink alone even if it has diamonds. 





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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard



Online chat



(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)

Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

Hero : OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).

Manager : Hey, I need some help from you

Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.

Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... Keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

Hero : Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.

Ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!

AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Important lesson of life

True story....
 
 
During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely, this was some kind of joke.

I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.

 

 

 

Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'." "I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

 

 
 

 





Sunday, September 20, 2009

Doston ki taqlif door hui...

Terrafugia has completed flight testing of the Transition POC (Proof of Concept). Introducing the Transition®. Simply land at the airport, fold your wings up and drive home.


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Fly a distance of 725 kilometers at speeds of 115 km/hour; 

requires a special license to drive and fly.

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The time required for the transition from plane to car takes less than 30 seconds.
Vehicle speed 185 km/hour, range is 724 km on highways 
Vehicle is fueled with gasoline, and the price of the car is expected  to be around $200,000.

The first shipment will be in 2011

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