baniya jokes

Baniya on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ???   Baniya 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!   Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.            Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda       -- "There is something else, which if we allow to grow within us, often brings sensitivity as a by-product — that is, kindness, the mother of several virtues. Once you cultivate kindness, many other virtues follow like fairness, humility and sensitivity."- Dalai Lama

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