Humour

Mother-in-law & Daughter-in-law


A group of young women decided to arrange for
a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully
get to know and understand each other better.

Two buses were hired, one for the mothers-in-law
and the other for the daughters-in- law..

Unfortunately the bus with the mothers-in-law
was involved in an accident and all the passengers
died on the spot.

The daughters in law ( women being women) shed a
few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who
wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss.

Her friend asked her, "Forgive me for asking
but why are you crying so hard, I didn't realize
u were so close to your mother-in-law? "
to which she replied,
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"No we are not close at all, she missed the bus!"

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Little child's prayer :-

Dear God,


please send  clothes for all those  poor ladies in
my Daddy's Laptop.......



Amen !!!



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Is this true? Who can understand men?

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Who can understand men?

01. The nice men are ugly.

02. The handsome men are not nice.

03. The handsome and nice men are gay.

04. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.

05. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
men, have no money.

06. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men
with money think we are only after their money.

07. The handsome men without money are after our
money.

08. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful
enough.

09. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are
cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice
and have some money; and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
initiative.

Now? Who can understand men?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job; to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with.


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Advice:



An old man gives good advice in order to console himself for no longer
being able to set a bad example

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Best,
Yogesh