Friday, July 31, 2009

smart woman

A point of view.

Barbara Walters, of Television's 20/20, did a story on gender roles in
Kabul, Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted
that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
their husbands.

From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive
Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind
their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you
Now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without
Hesitation said..."Land Mines".

Moral of the story is - no matter what language you speak and where you


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Thursday, July 30, 2009



This has been sent to a friend of mine by a reliable source.
Share with your family and friends, more particularly sisters, daughters, nieces, mother, and female friends.
This  Incident has been confirmed.

At petrol pump, one man came over and offered his services as a  painter to a female putting petrol in her car and left his visiting
card. She said nothing but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman As
the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to
feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odour was on her hand; the same hand
which accepted the card from the gentleman at the service station.

She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first
driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes
after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' (Not known To People So Far But Necessary Information Is Available On Net) and it is used  by people
who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them. This drug is four times more dangerous than the
date rape drug and is transferable on simple card or paper.

So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making
house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services.


"The only true WISDOM is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

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"The only true WISDOM is in knowing you know nothing." - Socrates

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

3 stages of life....

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..
Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money


Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time


Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy



"If Death comes to me before I prove my blood, I promise I'll kill Death." - Capt Vikram Batra, PVC, The Great Kargil Hero.

2 Tough questions - Are You Ready?

> 2 Tough questions - Are You Ready?
> Question1: 
> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
> already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
> mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend
> that she have an abortion?
> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
> Question 2:
> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
> Here are the facts about the three candidates.
> Candidate A.
> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> Candidate B.
> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used
> opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> Candidate C.
> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
> Which of these candidates would be our choice?
> Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
> If you said YES,
> you just killed Beethoven.
> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
> someone.
> Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
> Professionals. ..built the Titanic

"If Death comes to me before I prove my blood, I promise I'll kill Death." - Capt Vikram Batra, PVC, The Great Kargil Hero.

Everything is possible

Alain Robert , the French Spiderman took on Abu Dhabi's tallest building in front of a crowd numbering the tens of thousands without any safety mechanisms in place. Alain Robert completed the climb in only 20 minutes!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

The audience cringed and cheered in fear and amazement as Robert scaled the 185 meters of the Abu Dhabi Investment Authority building.

Alain Robert has also climbed the Sears Tower in Chicago, Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur, EiffelTowerin Paris and EmpireStateBuildingin New York Cit y .

" Everything is possible even impossible says I-m-Possible "


"If Death comes to me before I prove my blood, I promise I'll kill Death." - Capt Vikram Batra, PVC, The Great Kargil Hero.

Thank you for being my friend

Good Day

 1 fine day, all of us will get busy with our lives..........
long working hrs.........No chats like...kem cho....wassup....hw was
even wont have time 4 ourselves................................
On such a day, u'll look outside your window, n see d good old memories flashing by.................
Wit a smile on ur face, n a tear in ur eye................
u'll turn back 2 ur work, thinking, "I wish I cud go back..............."
Thnx 2 all those frenz, who helped me create such memories........................
thnx 4 being frens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"You Deserve to be Rich"

Here is my Gift for this week  your Free E book

Everyone has the Right to be Rich !!

There is an exact science, this Success book written
by Wallace D. Wattles  (1910). Wattles work is considered
a Inspiration, a Philosophy and Thinking in a Certain way.

Change the way you Think !! 

About the importance of living a life in Abundance and
Prosperity in all area's of life.

Being Abundant & Rich  is Your  Birth Right!!

Beautiful Rememberace of a Beloved (lovely mail)

It is Lovely.
Beauty is combination of imperfections. In fact, in Hollywood, they tried to combine the best features of Heroines - nose, lips, cheeks, chin, eyes, ears, neck etc and drew a figure with the help of a computer. What they developed was a woman who was no where near Mona Lisa but very grotesque and repulsive.
Beauty therefore is not in being perfect - it is the imperfections that make one look beautiful or handsome or whatever.  A perfect wife or husband would be the most boring thing on this planet.
Things such as snoring or.... at night are indeed annoying - (I snore and I can understand my wife's patience......, she has not complained!).
But look at the way this lady got used to that so much that she now misses it when her husband is no more. More importantly, she sent across a message as to how much she misses those imperfections in her husband. That is indeed LOVE and gives a different meaning to life. Click and watch the link beow:

Monday, July 27, 2009


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Sunday, July 26, 2009

European English

EU official language alert!!!!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which
was the other possibility.


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .


In  the  first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph"
will  be replaced with "f".
This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.


In the 3rd year, publik  akseptanse  of  the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage  where! more  komplikated  changes  are possible. Governments  will  enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgrasful and it should go away.


By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".


During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be drop d from vords containing "ou" and after ziz  fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.


Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evri vun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru...


Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.


If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

A little known fact..........Hats off to this brave lady...






Sad but true....

A Lady Named Irena Sendler

There recently was the death of a 98-year-old lady named Irena Sendler.

During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the
Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist.

She had an ulterior motive....

She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German).

Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of her tool box she carried, and she also carried in the back of her truck a Burlap sack, (for larger kids).

She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto.

The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time and course of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants.

She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs and arms and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard.

After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it, and reunited the family.

Most, of course, had been gassed.

Those kids she helped were placed into foster family homes or adopted

Last year Irena was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize....


Al Gore
won for doing a slide show on Global Warming.

Americanized Ramayana


A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger br other, this is how he went about it...

" So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so.... he decided to get his wife and his br o along... you that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit.... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his br o, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his br o get an army of monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood... Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his br o and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks.... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., thatwas the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude,
that was how, like, this festival started."

The mother fainted..


"Life is not an i-pod to listen to your favourite music by "CHOICE". It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency to enjoy whatever comes in by "CHANCE"." - Swami Harryanand

Flow of money set things right!

"It's August. In a small town on the South Coast of France , holiday season
is in full swing, but it is the rainy season not much business is
taking place. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian
tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a
room, puts a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, takes a key, and
goes upstairs to inspect the room.

The hotel owner takes the banknote and rushes to his meat supplier, to whom he owes E100.

The butcher takes the money and races to his wholesale supplier to pay his debt.

The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased some time ago.

The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit.

The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she owed the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients.

that moment, the rich Russian comes back down to reception, informs the
hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory, takes his E100 back, and departs.

was no profit or income. But now no one has any debt and the residents
of the small town look optimistically towards their future."

Saturday, July 25, 2009

16 Things I Wish They Had Taught Me in School


By Henrik Edberg





I don't think about the past or regret things much these days. But sometimes I wish that I had known some of things I have learned over the last few years a bit earlier. That perhaps there had been a self-improvement class in school. And in some ways there probably was. Because some of these 16 things in this article a teacher probably spoke about in class. But I forgot about them or didn't pay attention. Some of it would probably not have stuck in my mind anyway. Or just been too far outside my reality at the time for me to accept and use. But I still think that taking a few hours from all those German language classes and use them for some personal development classes would have been a good idea. Perhaps for just an hour a week in high school. It would probably be useful for many students and on a larger scale quite helpful for society in general.


So here are 16 things I wish they had taught me in school (or I just would like to have known about earlier).


1. The 80/20 rule

This is one of the best ways to make better use of your time. The 80/20 rule – also known as The Pareto Principle – basically says that 80 percent of the value you will receive will come from 20 percent of your activities. So a lot of what you do is probably not as useful or even necessary to do as you may think. You can just drop – or vastly decrease the time you spend on – a whole bunch of things. And if you do that you will have more time and energy to spend on those things that really brings your value, happiness, fulfillment and so on.


2. Parkinson's Law

You can do things quicker than you think. This law says that a task will expand in time and seeming complexity depending on the time you set aside for it. For instance, if you say to yourself that you'll come up with a solution within a week then the problem will seem to grow more difficult and you'll spend more and more time trying to come up with a solution.

So focus your time on finding solutions. Then just give yourself an hour (instead of the whole day) or the day (instead of the whole week) to solve the problem. This will force your mind to focus on solutions and action.

The result may not be exactly as perfect as if you had spent a week on the task, but as mentioned in the previous point, 80 percent of the value will come from 20 percent of the activities anyway. Or you may wind up with a better result because you haven't overcomplicated or over polished things.

This will help you to get things done faster, to improve your ability to focus and give you more free time where you can totally focus on what's in front of you instead of having some looming task creating stress in the back of your mind.



3. Batching

Boring or routine tasks can create a lot of procrastination and low-level anxiety. One good way to get these things done quickly is to batch them. This means that you do them all in row. You will be able to do them quicker because there are less "start-up time" compared to if you spread them out. And when you are batching you become fully engaged in the tasks and more focused.

A batch of things to do in an hour today may look like this: Clean your desk/ answer today's emails/ do the dishes/ make three calls/ write a grocery shopping list for tomorrow.


4. First, give value. Then, get value. Not the other way around

This is a bit of a counter-intuitive thing. There is often an idea that someone should give us something or do something for us before we give back. The problem is just that a lot of people think that way. And so far less than possible is given either way.

If you want to increase the value you receive (money, love, kindness, opportunities etc.) you have to increase the value you give. Because over time you pretty much get what you give. It would perhaps be nice to get something for nothing. But that seldom happens.


5. Be proactive. Not reactive

This one ties into the last point. If everyone is reactive then very little will get done. You could sit and wait and hope for someone else to do something. And that happens pretty often, but it can take a lot of time before it happens.

A more useful and beneficial way is to be proactive, to simply be the one to take the first practical action and get the ball rolling. This not only saves you a lot of waiting, but is also more pleasurable since you feel like you have the power over your life. Instead of feeling like you are run by a bunch of random outside forces.


6. Mistakes and failures are good.

When you are young you just try things and fail until you learn. As you grow a bit older, you learn from - for example - school to not make mistakes. And you try less and less things. This may cause you to stop being proactive and to fall into a habit of being reactive, of waiting for someone else to do something. I mean, what if you actually tried something and failed? Perhaps people would laugh at you?

Perhaps they would. But when you experience that you soon realize that it is seldom the end of the world. And a lot of the time people don't care that much. They have their own challenges and lives to worry about. And success in life often comes from not giving up despite mistakes and failure. It comes from being persistent.

When you first learn to ride your bike you may fall over and over. Bruise a knee and cry a bit. But you get up, brush yourself off and get on the saddle again. And eventually you learn how to ride a bike. If you can just reconnect to your 5 year old self and do things that way - instead of giving up after a try/failure or two as grown-ups often do – you would probably experience a lot more interesting things, learn valuable lessons and have quite a bit more success.



7. Don't beat yourself up

Why do people give up after just few mistakes or failures? Well, I think one big reason is because they beat themselves up way too much. But it's a kind of a pointless habit. It only creates additional and unnecessary pain inside you and wastes your precious time. It's best to try to drop this habit as much as you can.


8. Assume rapport

Meeting new people is fun. But it can also induce nervousness. We all want to make a good first impression and not get stuck in an awkward conversation.

The best way to do this that I have found so far is to assume rapport. This means that you simply pretend that you are meeting one of your best friends. Then you start the interaction in that frame of mind instead of the nervous one.

This works surprisingly well. You can read more about it in How to Have Less Awkward Conversations: Assuming Rapport.


9. Use your reticular activation system to your advantage

I learned about the organs and the inner workings of the body in class but nobody told me about the reticular activation system. And that's a shame, because this is one of the most powerful things you can learn about. What this focus system, this R.A.S, in your mind does is to allow you to see in your surroundings what you focus your thoughts on. It pretty much always helps you to find what you are looking for.

So you really need to focus on what you want, not on what you don't want. And keep that focus steady.

Setting goals and reviewing them frequently is one way to keep your focus on what's important and to help you take action that will move your closer to toward where you want to go. Another way is just to use external reminders such as pieces of paper where you can, for instance, write down a few things from this post like "Give value" or "Assume rapport". And then you can put those pieces of paper on your fridge, bathroom mirror etc.


10. Your attitude changes your reality

We have all heard that you should keep a positive attitude or perhaps that "you need to change your attitude!" That is a nice piece of advice I suppose, but without any more reasons to do it is very easy to just brush such suggestions off and continue using your old attitude.

But the thing that I've discovered the last few years is that if you change your attitude, you actually change your reality. When you for instance use a positive attitude instead of a negative one you start to see things and viewpoints that were invisible to you before. You may think to yourself "why haven't I thought about things this way before?"

When you change your attitude you change what you focus on. And all things in your world can now be seen in a different light.

This is of course very similar to the previous tip but I wanted to give this one some space. Because changing your attitude can create an insane change in your world. It might not look like it if you just think about it though. Pessimism might seem like realism. But that is mostly because your R.A.S is tuned into seeing all the negative things you want to see. And that makes you "right" a lot of the time. And perhaps that is what you want. On the other hand, there are more fun things than being right all the time.

If you try changing your attitude for real – instead of analyzing such a concept in your mind - you'll be surprised.

You may want to read more about this topic in Take the Positivity Challenge!


11. Gratitude is a simple way to make you feel happy

Sure, I was probably told that I should be grateful. Perhaps because it was the right thing to do or just something I should do. But if someone had said that feeling grateful about things for minute or two is a great way to turn a negative mood into a happy one I would probably have practiced gratitude more. It is also a good tool for keeping your attitude up and focusing on the right things and to make other people happy, which tends to make you even happier, since emotions are contagious.


12. Don't compare yourself to others

The ego wants to compare. It wants to find reasons for you to feel good about yourself ("I've got a new bike!"). But by doing that it also becomes very hard to not compare yourself to others who have more than you ("Oh no, Bill has bought an even nicer bike!"). And so you don't feel so good about yourself once again. If you compare yourself to others you let the world around control how you feel about yourself. It always becomes a rollercoaster of emotions.

A more useful way is to compare yourself to yourself. To look at how far you have come, what you have accomplished and how you have grown. It may not sound like that much fun but in the long run it brings a lot more inner stillness, personal power and positive feelings.


13. 80-90% of what you fear will happen never really come into reality

This is a big one. Most things you fear will happen never happen. They are just monsters in your own mind. And if they happen then they will most often not be as painful or bad as you expected. Worrying is most often just a waste of time.

This is of course easy to say. But if you remind yourself of how little of what you feared throughout your life that has actually happened you can start to release more and more of that worry from your thoughts.


14. Don't take things too seriously

It's very easy to get wrapped up in things. But most of the things you worry about never come into reality. And what may seem like a big problem right now you may not even remember in three years.

Taking yourself, your thoughts and your emotions too seriously often just seems to lead to more unnecessary suffering. So relax a little more and lighten up a bit. It can do wonders for your mood and as an extension of that; your life.



15. Write everything down

If your memory is anything like mine then it's like a leaking bucket. Many of your good or great ideas may be lost forever if you don't make a habit of writing things down. This is also a good way to keep your focus on what you want. Read more about it in Why You Should Write Things Down.


16. There are opportunities in just about every experience.

In pretty much any experience there are always things that you can learn from it and things within the experience that can help you to grow.

Negative experiences, mistakes and failure can sometimes be even better than a success because it teaches you something totally new, something that another success could never teach you.

Whenever you have a "negative experience" ask yourself: where is the opportunity in this? What is good about this situation? One negative experience can – with time – help you create many very positive experiences.

What do you wish someone had told you in school or you had just learned earlier in life?









"For learning new things, you will have to unlearn few things – Swami Harryanand


Some expiration dates

Find out when common food, drinks, & household items expire.

Item Refrigerated Frozen
Eggs 4 to 5 weeks -
Fish 1 to 2 days 4 to 6 months
Ground Meat 1 to 2 days 3 to 4 months
Poultry 1 to 2 days 12 months
Steak 3 to 5 days 6 to 8 months
Canned Tuna 1 year  
Canned Tuna (opened) 3 to 4 days  

Item Refrigerated
Cheddar 3 to 6 months
Cottage Cheese 2 weeks
Grated Parmesan 12 months
Swiss Cheese 3 to 6 months
Processed American 8 months
Chocolate Bar 1 year
Marshmallows (opened) 40 weeks
Marshmallows (unopened) 3 months

Item Shelf Life
Crackers 3 to 6 months
Plain Bread 2 weeks
Oatmeal 12 months
Instant Cereal 2 to 3 months
Pasta 24 months
White Rice 24 months
Brown Rice 6 months

Item Shelf Life
Bananas 3 to 6 days
Apples 6 months
Onions 2 weeks
Potatoes 4 weeks
Maraschino Cherries 3 to 4 years
Green Olives (jarred & unopened) 3 years
Green Olives (jarred & opened) 3 months
Pickles (unopened) 18 months
Pickles (opened) n/a (do not eat if slippery or soft)

Item Refrigerated
Yellow Mustard 6 to 8 months
Ketchup 24 months
Mayonnaise 3 to 4 months
Jams & Jellies 18 months
Salad Dressings 3 months
Brown Sugar 4 months
Honey never expires
Maple Syrup 1 year
Olive Oil 2 years from manufacture date
Steak Sauce 33 months (color affected but still safe to eat)
Tabasco Sauce 5 years
Soy Sauce (Bottled) 2 years
Soy Sauce (opened) 3 months (taste changes but still safe to eat)
Vinegar 42 months
Worcestershire Sauce 2 years (5 to 10 years if unopened)

Ground Coffee (unopened) 2 years
Ground Coffee (opened) 1 month, refrigerated
Gourmet Coffee beans 3 weeks
Gourmet Coffee ground 1 week if sealed
Instant Coffee (unopened) 2 years
Instant Coffee (opened) 1 month
Unopened Soda (plastic bottle) 3 months (from 'best by' date)
Opened Soda (plastic bottle) doesn't spoil (but taste is affected)
Unopened Juice Bottle 8 months from production date
Opened Juice Bottle 7 to 10 days
Wine (unopened) 3 years from vintage date
Wine (opened) 1 week refrigerated and corked
Fine Wine 20 to 100 years

Bar Soap 18 to 36 months
Bath Gel (Body Wash) 3 years
Bath Oil 1 year
Body Bleaches (unopened) 2 years
Body Bleaches (used) 6 months
Body Lotion 3 years
Eye Cream (unopened) 3 years
Eye Cream (opened) 1 year
Face Lotion 3 years
Face Lotion with SPF check the expiration date

Aerosol Air Freshener 2 years
Antifreeze (premixed) 1 to 5 years
Antifreeze (concentrate) never expires
Alkaline Batteries 7 years
Lithium Batteries 10 years
Bleach 3 to 6 months
Dish Detergent (liquid or powder) 1 year
Fire Extinguisher 12 years
Fire Extinguisher (rechargeable) service/replace every 6 years
Metal Polish 3 years
Miracle Gro 3 to 8 years
Miracle Gro (water-soluble) never expires
Motor Oil 2 to 5 years
Motor Oil (opened) 3 months
Mr. Clean 2 years
Paint (unopened) about 10 years
Paint (opened) 2 to 5 years
Spray Paint 2 to 3 years
Windex 2 years
Wood Polish 2 years
Foundation (water-based) 3 years
Foundation (oil-based) 2 years
Hair Gel 2 to 3 years
Hair Spray 2 to 3 years
Lip Balm (unopened) 5 years
Lip Balm (opened) 1 to 5 years
Lipstick 2 years
Mascara (unopened) 2 years
Mascara (opened) 3 to 4 months
Mouthwash 3 years from manufacture date
Nail Polish 1 year
Nail Polish Remover never expires
Perfume 1 to 2 years
Rubbing Alcohol about 3 years
Shampoo 2 to 3 years
Shaving Cream 2 years
Tooth Whitening Strips 13 months
Moist Wipes (unopened) 2 years
Moist Wipes (opened) until completely dry

Frozen Dinners 12 to 18 months
Ground Coffee (opened) 1 month, refrigerated
Gourmet Coffee beans 3 weeks
Gourmet Coffee ground 1 week if sealed
Instant Coffee (unopened) 2 years
Instant Coffee (opened) 1 month
Frozen Vegetables (unopened) 18 to 24 months
Frozen Vegetables (opened) 1 month
Peanuts (unopened) 1 to 2 years
Peanuts (opened) 1 to 2 weeks
Peanut Butter (natural) 2 years
Peanut Butter (processed) 6 months (refrigerate after 3 mo.)
Protein Bars 10 to 12 months
Tea Bags 2 years

"love expiry is thought dependent." - Swami Harryanand