Tuesday, July 28, 2009

2 Tough questions - Are You Ready?

> 2 Tough questions - Are You Ready?
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> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
> already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
> mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend
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> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
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> Question 2:
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> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
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> Here are the facts about the three candidates.
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> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
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> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used
> opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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> Candidate C.
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> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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> Which of these candidates would be our choice?
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> Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
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> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
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> you just killed Beethoven.
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> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
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> Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
> Professionals. ..built the Titanic

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"If Death comes to me before I prove my blood, I promise I'll kill Death." - Capt Vikram Batra, PVC, The Great Kargil Hero.


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