Dimaag Kharab

 

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai

"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai

"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai

"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain

"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai

" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai

"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai

"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai

"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai

"istri" to "garam" hoti hai

"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai

"custard" to "peela" hota hai

"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai

"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai

"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai

"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai

"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai

"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai

"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai

"bangali" to "paan" khata hai

"paan" to "laal" hota hai

"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai

"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain

"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain

"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai

"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai

"bander' to! "bander' hota hai

Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain

"Jo padh kar apna time barbad

Karte hain.."

Well..

Ooper wale nay aap ko

Bheja to bheja .

"per bheja to

Aisa bheja...."

Ki

"bheje mein bheja hi nahi

Bheja.".

Ye mujhe kisi

NE bheja ..

Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....

Aap ko Bura Laga ?

Toh Aap Kisi

Aur ko Bhej Do.

Hisaab...barabar