A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replied, "Yes - caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the militar y service?"
"Yes,' he replied. 'I did two combat tours in Afghanistan ."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaced and then said, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M.. every day.."
The guy was puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., w hy do you want me to be here at 10:00 A.M.? why not at 8:00am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer said. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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"If Death comes to me before I prove my blood, I promise I'll kill Death." - Capt Vikram Batra, PVC, The Great Kargil Hero.
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