U r very special

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U r very special 4 me... U should be safe always.... U should be safe my dear... I cant be with u all time.... So please be careful wenever u Jump from tree 2 tree...

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"A great handshake was observed in two humans of opposite sex at a wedding ring before a deadly bout of Lifetime."

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A bachelor Man asked his physician, "I Want to live healthy and longer.." The Doctor advised, "Good thought, Get married." The man asked, "Oh you mean the exercise of sex will make me live longer." The Doctor said, "No it is the want of sex that will kill your thought."

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Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always."

Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot' n'Spicy, "Delicious anytime."

Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice."

Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip."