Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Indian hell !
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Sunady treat-Beautiful Italy....!!!
The Grand Canal of Venice , Italy
The Dolomites, Alps, Italy
Montepulciano , Tuscany , Italy
Manarola , Italy
Lake Garda, Malcesine , Italy
Dining Alfresco, Venice, Italy
Country Villa, Val dOrcia, Tuscany , Italy
Colors of Venice , Italy
Castel Sant'Angelo and Bridge, Rome , Italy
Burano, Venice , Italy
Bergamo , Lombardy , Italy
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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard
Friday, September 25, 2009
Can you see it?
Can you see it?
Keep looking at the picture……
Go on….have another look…….
Still dont know……
Go back up and look AGAIN……
Concentrate….still cant see it ?
Ok I'll tell you…..
The orange stripes on the fish spell "FUCK"..!!!
So…..can you see it now !!!
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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard
Senior dating
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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Sultan of Brunei - What a Life Style
None of it goes along, when one has to go !!!!!!c
Views from inside his private aircraft
He Owns:
531 Mercedes Benz367 Ferrari
362 Bentley
185 BMW
177 Jaguars
160 Porsche
130 Rolls Royce
20 Lamborghini
Total = 1932
HIS wealth is increasing by 90 Euro each second
MY Throne
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"Ek Dost ne Mujh se pucha,Tum sabko email bhejhte ho - tumhe kya milta hai ?
Maine hass kar kaha, Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,Jo dekar kuch na mange, Wo hi to PYAR hai." - Swami Harryanand
World's costliest liquor
The high cost is because the vodka bottle is lined with Swarovski crystals and diamonds. When the vodka is poured, it comes filtering through these gems. The cost of the vodka depends upon the quantity and quality of the gems. The company intends to launch some economy models priced around Rs 2 lakh per bottle , and even these would make Diva Vodka the costliest liquor in the country.
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"You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you." - Stanley Ferrard
Online chat
(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's)
Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?
Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat
Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.
Hero : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Female: Hey, am back
Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... Keeps asking stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@
Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out
Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from now.
Ok?
Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM ...!!
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !!
Monday, September 21, 2009
Important lesson of life
True story.... During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely, this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. |
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Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'." "I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. |
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
Doston ki taqlif door hui...
Terrafugia has completed flight testing of the Transition POC (Proof of Concept). Introducing the Transition®. Simply land at the airport, fold your wings up and drive home.
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"Ek Dost ne Mujh se pucha,Tum sabko email bhejhte ho - tumhe kya milta hai ?
Maine hass kar kaha, Dena Lena to Vyaapar hai,Jo dekar kuch na mange, Wo hi to PYAR hai." - Swami Harryanand