Sunday, September 13, 2009

Girls Watch Out......

We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia.
We called her Virgin for short, but not for long

What is Fashion Designing?

Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.

What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?

Skill is more important than the instrument.. .

What is Female Viagra ?

Jewellery

A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury. Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out


How do you define a virgin?

On the Verge but not in!

What is the definition of a Lesbian?

Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!

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