Soap dispenser

> Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They
> undress and step into the showers before they realize there
> is no soap. 
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> Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get
> it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one
> in each hand, and heads back to the showers. 
>  
> He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading
> his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall
> in the dim light and freezes like he's a statue. 
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>  
> The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The
> first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
> Startled, he drops a bar of soap "Oh look," says
> the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". 
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> To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his
> manhood.... sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. 
> Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once,
> then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives
> several more tugs, then yells, 
>
>  
> "Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion, too!" 






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Ignorance is "Ignoring to Change" & Intelligence is "Making the Change"