From A Scottish Teacher

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them,  'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!'. 

 I was so proud of them

 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

 Again, they all answered 'No!'. 

 I was just bursting with pride for them.

 I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

  

 A little boy shouted out  'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD..........' 
 

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"Mohabbat me hum mashoor kya huwe..
har harkat humari deewangi lagnay lagi..
lafz jo niklay haal-e-dil ka bayan karne ,
zamane ko har wo baat shahyari lagnay lagi"
~ By Harryanand