Jane n Tarzan

> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was
> attracted to him,
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> And during her questions about his life , she asked him how
> he had sex?
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> 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
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> Jane explained to him what sex was.
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> Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of
> tree.'
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> Horrified Jane said, ' Tarzan you have it all wrong,
> but I will show you how to do it properly.'
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> She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
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> 'Here' she said,pointing to her privates, 'you
> must put it in here.'
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> Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his
> considerable manhood,stepped closer to her and kicked her in
> the crotch !
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> Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
> eternity.
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> Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed '
> What did you do that for ?'
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> Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'
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"A University Professor set an examination question wherein he asked what is the difference between ignorance & apathy. He had to give an A+ to the student who answered: I dont know & I dont care." - Richard Pratt