A ship sank....

  A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on
   a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

   A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
   B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
   C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
   D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
   E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
   F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
   G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
   H. 2 American men and 1 American woman
   I. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

   One month later, on various parts of the island, the
   following was observed:

   A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
   Italian
   woman.

   B. The two French men and the French woman are living
   happily together.

   C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
   they alternate with the German woman.

   D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek
   woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

   E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean
   and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

   F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on
   the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

   G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the
   island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a> distillery. They do
   not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort of foggy after the
   first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not
   getting any.

   H. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The
   American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true
   nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about
   the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the
   household chores,how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated
   her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

   I. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to
   the Indian woman.